Schlong Terry is a retired footballer from Engbland who formerly played for Chelsea FC and Astonishingly Bad Villa.

He also used to play for Engbland between 2003 and 2012.

Character Edit

Schlong Terry likes to talk about people’s wives, and has a habit of sleeping with them. He has some good footballing skills, and is good as missing penalties. He is similar to Tryiton Giggsy.

Appearances Edit

2013-14 season Edit

Schlong Terry’s first appearance was in the Jose’s Bus song, where he mentions he has slept with the wives of all his teammates. He then appeared in an advert for a solicitor, which features Schlong Terry‘s slip against Moneychester United in 2008. He then received compensation.

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