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Lionel Messigician (Lionel Messi) is the star player of his national team club Handballgentina and Mbappefc. His main rival for the title "Best player in the world" is Cristiano Arrogantaldo who he feuds with ever since their introduction to the channel in 2014. For example they have the tradition of calling the respective other for advice if one of them makes it to the Not Many Are Really Champions League final. Lionel has hosted the Frontmen XI series with Cristiano Arrogontaldo and now currently hosts it with fellow PSG teammates Notaxmar and Kylian Frappè.

Character[]

Messigician is one of the most prominent 442oons characters. As his name implies, he is a magician and can do magic tricks (such as levitating, teleporting and the ability to freeze things). His world class skills, goals and technique allowed him to win 7 Bellen d'Ors (including with a rap battle in 2016) and countless other individual trophies.

He speaks with a Southern English accent because his character was initially based on Harry Kane; however, his accent could be coincidental because Argentines are the best English speakers in Latin America as of 2020.[1] He has the habit of calling people that get on his nerves a "douchebag" which became his catch phrase especially when confronting CR7.

Ever since Dean changed his entire appearence during summer 2016 to a more modern look and real life Messi got rid of his blonde hair, he is seen with short brown hair and a fade and a thick beard most of the time nowadays.

His celebration is pointing with both fingers up as a tribute to his grandma. From time to time he copied the celebration of other players such as Arrogantaldo. In El Clasico 2017 he took off his shirt classic CR7 style after scoring the winner.

Messi's celebration

HEYYYY MESSI!! I WANNA KNOOOOOWWW HOW YOU SCORED THAT GOAL!!

Together with Chewy Suarez and Notaxmar he formed the famous and world's greatest trio: MSN. All three of them became very close friends. To this day their greatest videos are:

  • their insane comeback against PSG (6-1) during the 16/17 CL-season
  • and their matches against Bayern Munchhausen in the Champions League semi final in 2015 where they performed a Britney Spears parody called the "MSN song", the most popular video in 442oons history with over 30 million views.
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Lionel's first appearance in 442oons

But their friendship was destroyed by Notaxmar who signed for PSG in 2017. Suarez was sold in 2020, meaning Messigician is playing without his former friends for Bancelona at the moment. He tried to connect with Greasyman, Cuteinho and Dembele but things haven't worked out so far.

Nonetheless Messigician still loves Brokelona and is hoping for a comeback of MSN in the future.

Career []

2014/15 season[]

He debuted in the World Cup 2014 opening song along with 13 players from various other countries. During the World Cup, he tried his magic skills against Irun, but failed all of them. He almost gave up until Diego Maradona told him to "let it go" and he started singing “Let It Go” and froze the goalkeeper and Cristiano Arrogantaldo (who had appeared to taunt him) so he was able to score in the last minute.

In the final he shot too high from free kick and Germazing won the World Cup.

He did not play the El Clasico in October 2014, so he became a parody of Where's Wally? called Where's Messi?. At the end of the video, he was seen in the away end at the Santiago Bernabwow.

During the Champions League of that season, he nutmegged Fernandeanhno and Milner and missed an open goal against Man. Sheikhy after the penalty that saved by Jojo Hairt.

He along Suarez and Notaxmar sang about their trio and how they defeated Bayern Munchausen in the Semi-final. He asked advice for Cristiano Arrogantaldo at how he should act in the final, what was a form of mocking him. He and the rest of his team won the Champions League that season against Old Lady in Berlin. And yet he, along with his fellow Barcelona forwards, Notaxmar and Chewy Suarez won the treble.

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Later on, Notaxmar leaves Barcelona for PSG and much later on, Chewy Suarez leaves the club too for Atletico Madrid since his contract got terminated by Ronald Koeman. As he was left all alone in the 2020/21 season, he leaves the club too the next season beacuse of financial issues of Barcelona.

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Messi in 2021, showing his new PSG jersey with the number 30 (the first ever number he took in his career)

Trivia[]

  • Coach Pep,si? Guardiola is still one of Messigician's best friends because of their history together at Barcelona.
  • He has complicated relations with former Handballgentina coach Jorge Sampaoloser.
  • Despite being rivals, Cristiano Euronaldo and Lionel Messigician have one thing in common: their countries’ flags feature themselves, meaning that their countries heavily rely on them.
  • Messi and Cristiano, despite their differences, do have massive crushes on each other, and on multiple occasions they have kissed.

2022

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