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Varance is a country in the 442oons world. It is a parody of the France national football team.

Clubs Edit

Name Edit

It‘s name is a combination of France and Varane, because of the country’s player Raphael Varane. The country’s first name, in the 2014 FIFARCE World Cup was Francewalkawais. For UOAFA Euro 2016 France, the country was renamed to Les Blose, a pun on Les Bleus (French for The Blues) and lose, because they kept losing matches.

Badge Edit

It‘s badge is the French flag, but in the white stripe, there is Antoine 4G-zmann doing the “Take The L” celebration from the video game Fortnite. Since September 2018, Antoine 4G-zmann now holds the FIFARCE World Cup trophy in the badge.

Players Edit

Alphabetical order Edit

Player Name Pos. Club
Alphonse Areola GK Paris Saint-Germoney
André-Pierre Gignac FW Tigres UANL
Anthierry Martial FW Moneychester United
Antoine Griezmann FW Atletico Madrid
Cheryl Matuidi MF Old Lady
Corentin Tolisso MF Bayern Munchausen
Dimitri Payeater MF OMG
Francis Cockerelin MF Vicki Valencia
Franck Riberteeth MF Bayern Munchausen
Gael Cliche DF İstanbul Başakşehir
Hugoalkeeper Lloris GK Tottenham Hotform
Joe Mangala DF Manchester Sheikhy
Kevin Gammyeiro FW Atletico Madrid
Kylian Mmpbop FW Paris Saint-Germoney
Lacazette FW Arsene FC
Layvin Kursadawa OMG DF Paris Saint-Germoney
LeSagna DF Benevento
Loreal Koscielny DF Arsene FC
Madman Sakho DF Cwystal Palace
Mathieu Flameni MF Getafe
Mercedes Benzema FW Ronal Madrid
N'Golo Kante MF Chelsea FC
Nabil Fekir MF Pique Lyonnais
Olivier GQ FW Chelsea FC
Ousmane Dempele FW Bancelona
Raphael Varane DF Ronal Madrid
Patrice Whatevra DF West Hammers
Poor Pogba MF Moneychester United
Samir Nasty MF Antalyaspor
She-Rabiot MF Paris Saint-Germoney
Tiemoue Bakayoko MF ACDC Milan
Yohan Kebab MF Cwystal Palace

Retired footballers Edit

Player name Pos. Year of retirement
Eric Cantona FW 1997
Patrick Vieira MF 2011
Thierry Henry FW 2014
Zinheadine Z'man MF 2006

Other characters from Les Blose Edit

Players Edit

Managers Edit

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