Liverinthepastpool is a club from Engbland that plays in the Premier League.
Name[]
Liverinthepastpool is a reference of how the club were better in the past - they did not win a league title for 30 years.
LOLerpool is because the club was having a bad season.
Leavethepool is just a pun with the club's name.
Liverhamptonpool is because they were signing lots of Saintshampton (Southampton) players recently.
Loserpool and Liverpoo are because the club was having bad perfomances at matches such as losing to mid-table clubs.
Salahpool is because of their main player being star Egyptian striker Mo Salah
Badge[]
The current badge is an ostrich (symbolising Liverbird) with the head of current manager Yougurn Klopp.
Current squad[]
No. | Pos. | Player name | Nationality |
---|---|---|---|
1 | GK | loris karius | Germazing |
2 | DF | Calvin Clyne | Engbland |
4 | D | Virgil van TracSaint | Ho-land |
5 | MF | Georginio Why?Naldum | Ho-Land |
6 | DF | Dortmund Lovren | Crow-atia |
7 | MF | James Run-of-the-Millner | Engbland |
9 | FW | Bobby Firmino | Badzill |
11 | FW | Moe Salah | Egypt |
14 | MF | Jordan Hendrunson | Engbland |
16 | MF | Marko Grujic | Serbia |
17 | FW | Ragnar Balaklavan | Forestonia |
18 | DF | Alberto Smalleno | Max Spayne |
10 | FW | Sadio The Mane | Senegal |
20 | DF | Adam the Llama | Engbland |
21 | MF | Alex Oxeleonardo Chamberlain | Engbland |
23 | MF | Xherdan Shakira | Swatcherland |
27 | DF | Divock TwoorThreegi | Brillgium |
28 | FW | Danny Ings | Engbland |
32 | DF | Joël Matip | Camerold |
Former Players[]
No. | Pos. | Player name | Nationality | Period |
---|---|---|---|---|
2 | DF | Jan Kromkamp | Ho-Land | PeeSV |
3 | DF | Madman Sakho | Les Blose | Cwystal Palace |
4 | DF | Kolo Toure | Ivory Coats | Celtic |
6 | DF | Ginger Arne Riise | Norway | ASS Roamer |
7 | FW | Chewy Suarez | Urucry | Bancelona |
8 | MF | Stevie Wellard | Engbland | Retired (he became a manager) |
9 | FW | Fernando Torrid | Max Spayne | Chelsea FC |
9 | FW | Andy Carrallwaysinjured | Engbland | West Hammers |
9 | FW | Christian Bentanke | Brillgium | Crystal Parish |
11 | MF | Sellifyoucan Diao | Senegal | Stoke Wet and Windy |
11 | MF | Philippe Cuteinho | Badzill | Bancelona |
12 | MF | Christian Poolsen | Denmark | Evian |
13 | DF | Poor Connedchesky | Engbland | Leicester Shakespeare Company |
14 | MF | Xabi Irunslow | Max Spayne | Real Getrid |
15 | FW | Peter Needs To Crouch | Engbland | Portsmouth |
15 | FW | Daniel Sturrinjured | Engbland | West Brom Carrier Baggies (loan) |
18 | FW | Kuytwoman | Ho-Land | Fenerbarçe |
20 | MF | Javier Rascherano | Handballgentina | Bancelona |
21 | robert lewandowski | polska | bayern monachium fc | |
23 | DF | JC | Engbland | Retired |
24 | MF | Welsh Xavi | Walesh | Stoke Wet and Windy |
25 | GK | Pepe Reina | Max Spayne | Nippli (has a potential to AC Milan) |
31 | FW | Rah££m Loves St£rling | Engbland | Manchester Sheikhy |
33 | FW | Neil Mellor | Engbland | Preston North End |
37 | DF | Martin Skorcel | Slorcvakia | Fenerbarçe |
38 | DF | Jon Flanagan | Engbland | Bolton Wanderers |
45 | FW | Not So Super Mario Balotelli | Greataly | Nice |
50 | MF | Lazarquest Marković | Serbestia | Hull City (loan) |
Former managers[]
Name | Nationality | Period |
---|---|---|
Gerard Houlettheredsout | Les Blose | 1998-2004 |
Rafact Beneatesh | Max Spayne | 2004-2010 |
Woy Bogdson | Engbland | 2010-2011 |
Brendan the Elephant Seal | Northern Island | 2012-2015 |
Gallery[]
Trivia[]
- Ian AyreyBiker is a former CEO from Liverinthepastpool.
- The name of the club is inconsistent. It changes depending of the perfomance of the club. However, Liverinthepastpool is the one used the most currently.
- Because a lot of players from Saintshampton went to Liverinthepastpool, Saintshampton is sometimes referred as Liverpool B (specially when it plays against Liverpool).
- Liverinthepastpool is sometimes called Barcelona B as 3 of the Liverinthepastpool went to Barca. They are: Javier Rascherano, Chewy Suarez, and recently Phil Cuteinho