"What's in the boxsxsxsxsxsxsshhhhh?"
He has a voice of a mouth-breather and he usually spits out saliva while speaking. His voice is very uncleared at 14/15 season, but got clearer from 2016 onwards. He is one of the top goalscorers of the league and he scored his 100th goal in the EPL on Feb 4th 2018, when Spurs drew 2-2 with Leavethepool. He is the best footballer on this page.
- Some information shows that Kane wants to be at Ronal Madrid.
- He has this mouth-breather voice because of an injury.
- Woy Bogdson, Louis Van Harsh, Wayne The Ogre, Diego Costly-Coffee and Angel Di Maria alongside with Hurri-Kane are the characters in 442oons who have weird speaking habits.
- He used to be a Gunners fanboy