Chelsea Kids is a club from Engbland that plays in the Premier League.
Name[]
Chelski is a reference to Roman Imveryrich, the owner of the club who is a Russian.
Chelski/Chelsea Bus Company is a reference to Moaninho "park the bus" strategy.
Chelsea Guus Company is a reference to the manager Guus Hiddink, who coached the club after Moaninho was sacked in 2015.
Chelsea Kids is a reference to Frankly Loanfarce's young squad.
Badge[]
Chelski’s first badge, used in the 2013-14 season, had a blue Teletubby holding a trident.
For the 2014-15 season, the badge and club’s name was changed. The badge featured Jose Moaninho‘s bus because of Jose’s tactics.
It changed again for the 2015-16 season, but this time it had the front of Jose’s bus.
In December 2015, Jose Moaninho was sacked. His replacement was Guus Hiddink. The new badge had his face on it.
Antagonise Conte replaced Hiddink as manager in August 2016. Once again, the badge and name was changed. The badge has Conte’s face on it.
For the 2017-18 season, Antagonise Conte‘s face was made darker for some reason.
The 2018-19 badge features the head of the current owner: Roman Imveryrich.
The current badge features Frankly Loanfarce.
Squad[]
| No. | Pos. | Player name | Nationality |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | GK | Kepa Arrizabalaga | Max Spayne |
| 2 | DF | Antonio Bluediger | Germazing |
| 3 | DF | Free-kickos Alonso | Max Spayne |
| 4 | MF | Sex Fabregash | Max Spayne |
| 5 | MF | Prince Georginho | Greataly |
| 6 | MF | Danny Drinkswater | Engbland |
| 7 | MF | N'Golo Kanye | Les Blose |
| 8 | MF | Ross Barkleave | Engbland |
| 29 | FW | Alvara Moratahahaha | Max Spayne |
| 10 | MF | A white american Shooter | U.S.A |
| 11 | FW | Timo Wowner | Germazing |
| 12 | MF | Ruben Loftus-Cheek | Engbland |
| 13 | GK | Willy Caballero | Handballgentina |
| 14 | MF | Tiemoue Bakayoko | Les Blose |
| 15 | MF | No salad | Egypt |
| 18 | FW | Olivier GQ | Les Blose |
| 20 | MF | Callum Hudson-Aboy | Engbland |
| 21 | DF | Frank Zappacosta | Greataly |
| 22 | MF | Will-I-Am | Badzill |
| 24 | DF | Gary Cahill (C) | Engbland |
| 27 | DF | Andrea Christensen | Denmark |
| 28 | DF | Dave Azpilicueta | Max Spayne |
| 29 | MF | Cobra-Kai | Germazing |
| 33 | DF | Emerson Lakeandpalmieri | Greataly |
Former players[]
| No. | Pos. | Player name | Nationality | Period |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | GK | Petr the Czech | Petr the Czech Republic | Arsene FC |
| 1 | GK | Ass-smear Begovitch | Bosniaoffside | Jason Bournemouth |
| 2 | DF | Bernieslaven Ivanitch | Serbestia | Avengers St Petersburg |
| 3 | DF | Felipe Blueisnotthecolour | Badzill | Atletico Madrid |
| 3 | DF | Cashley Cole | Engbland | LA Galax-Z |
| 6 | DF | Nathan Ake | Ho-Land | Jason Bournemouth |
| 7 | MF | Ramires | Badzill | Jiangsu Suning |
| 8 | MF | Frankly Loanfarce | Engbland | Retired |
| 8 | MF | Gold Oscar | Badzill | Shanghai SIPG |
| 9 | FW | Fernando Torrid | Max Spayne | Atlethemhavetheballico |
| 9 | FW | Failcow | Collapsebia | Moneyco |
| 10 | MF | Hwan Mata | Max Spayne | Moneychester United |
| 12 | MF | John Obi Wan Kenobi | Nigeriatrica | Tianjin TEDA |
| 13 | GK | Tibo Caughtout | Brillgium | Ronal Madrid |
| 14 | FW | Andre Shirley | Germazing | Foolham FC |
| 15 | MF | Kevin De Ginger | Brillgium | Manchester Sheikhy |
| 16 | FW | Robin | Ho-Land | Bayern Munchausen |
| 16 | MF | Kenedy | Badzill | Newcashley Disunited (loan) |
| 17 | MF | Mo Salah | Egypt | Leavethepool |
| 18 | FW | Romelu Stormzy | Brillgium | Moneychester United |
| 19 | FW | Diego Costly-Coffee | Badzill/Max Spayne | Atletico Madrid |
| 19 | FW | Demba Ba | Senegoal | Shanghai Shenhua |
| 21 | MF | Nemanja Matić | Serbestia | Moneychester United |
| 23 | FW | Daniel Sturrinjured | Engbland | Leavethepool |
| 26 | DF | Schlong Terry | Engbland | Villa |
| 29 | DF | Robert Huth | Germazing | Leicester The Foxes |
| 29 | MF | Nathaniel Chalobah | Engbland | WTFord |
| 32 | FW | Samuel Eto'OAP | Camerold | Antalyaspor |
Managers[]
Jose as manager of Chelsea in 2015
Conte as manager of Chelsea in 2017
| Name | Nationality | Period |
|---|---|---|
| Claudio Ranieri | Greataly | 2000-2004 |
| Jose Moaninho | Ronaldugal | 2004-2007
2013-2015 |
| Avram Grant | Israel | 2007-2008 |
| Luiz Felipe Scolari | Badzill | 2008-2009 |
| Guus Hiddink | Ho-Land | 2009
2015-2016 |
| Carlo Eyebrowcelotti | Greataly | 2009-2011 |
| Andre Villas-Boas | Ronaldugal | 2011-2012 |
| Robbie Di Mateo | Greataly | 2012 |
| Rafact Benitesh | Max Spayne | 2012-2013 |
| Antagonise Conte | Greataly | 2016-2018 |
| Maurizio Sarri | Greataly | 2018-2019 |
| Frankly Loanfarce | Engbland | 2019- |
Events in the 442oons World[]
Premier League[]
| Season | Position | Points | Player Of The Year |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier League 2013/14 | 3 | 82 | Eden Hazardous |
| Premier League 2014/15 | 1 | 87 | Eden Hazardous |
| Premier League 2015/16 | 10 | 50 | Will-I-Am |
| Premier League 2016/17 | 1 | 93 | Eden Hazardous |
| Premier League 2017/18 | 5 | 70 | N'Golo Kanye |
| Premier League 2018/19 | 3 | 72 | Eden Hazardous |
| Premier League 2019/20 | 4 | 66 | Mateo Kovacic |
The-We-Know-Sweet-FA-Challenge-Cup[]
| Season | Position | Result |
|---|---|---|
| 2014/15 | The Fourth Round | Chelsea FC - Badford City (2-4) |
| 2015/16 | The Sixth Round | Everon - Chelsea FC (2-0) |
| 2016/17 | Final | Arsene FC - Chelsea FC (2-1) |
| 2017/18 | Final | Chelsea FC - Moneychester United (1-0) |
Care in the Community Shield[]
Chelsea squad who won FA Cup in 2017/18
| Year | Result |
|---|---|
| 2015 | Arsene FC - Chelsea FC (1-0) |
| 2017 | Arsene FC - Chelsea FC (1-1, 4-1 on penalties) |
| 2018 | Chelsea FC - Manchester Sheikhy (0-2) |
League Cup[]
| Season | Position | Result |
|---|---|---|
| 2014/15 | Final | Chelsea FC - Tottenham Hotform (2-0) |
| 2015/16 | The Fourth Round | Stoke Wet and Windy - Chelsea FC (1-1,5-4 on penalties) |
| 2016/17 | The Fourth Round | West Hammers - Chelsea FC (2-1) |
| 2017/18 | Semi Final | Arsenal Fan TV FC - Chelsea FC (2-1) |
| 2018/19 | Final | Chelsea FC - Manchester Sheikhy (0-0, 3-4 on penalties) |
UOAFA Not Many Are Really Champions League[]
| Season | Group | Group Position | Knockout Phase | Result |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2013/14 | E | 1st | Semi Final | Chelsea FC - Atletico Madrid (1-3) |
| 2014/15 | G | 1st | Round of 16 | Paris Saint-Germoney - Chelsea FC (3-3, away goals) |
| 2015/16 | G | 1st | Round of 16 | Paris Saint-Germoney - Chelsea FC (4-2) |
| 2017/18 | C | 2nd | Round of 16 | Chelsea FC - Bancelona (1-4) |
Europey League[]
| Season | Group | Group Position | Knockout Phase | Result |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2018/19 | L | 1st | Final | Chelsea FC - Arsenal Fan TV FC (4-1) |
Kits[]
First Chelsea FC kit (2013/14)
First Goalkeeper Chelsea FC kit (2014/15)
Chelsea FC secondary kit (2014/15)
Chelsea FC secondary Goalkeeper kit (2015/16)
Chelsea FC first kit (2015/16)
Chelsea FC first kit (2016/17)
Chelsea FC first goalkeeper kit (2016/17)
Chelsea FC first kit (2017/18)
Chelsea FC first goalkeeper kit (2017/18)
Chelsea FC first kit (2018/19)
Badges[]
Chelsea FC's (Chelski) first badge in 442oons world.
Chelsea FC's second badge (Jose's bus on it, cause of his tactics).
Chelsea FC's third badge, which is very similar with bus on it but name finaly changed into "Chelsea" instead of "Chelski".
Chelsea FC's fourth badge. On this badge, bus finally was removed. Instead of it, on badge we can see face of Guus Hiddink, new manager of Chelsea FC.
Chelsea FC's fifth badge. On this one, we can see new manager of Chelsea FC, Italian Antagonise Conte.
Chelsea FC's sixth logo. It's practically same like fifth one, but on this, Conte is a bit darker.
Chelsea FC's final logo (for now). We can see chairman Roman on this badge of Chelsea FC.
Gallery[]
Trivia[]
- It's first name was Chelski but it was changed to Chelsea Bus Company (because Jose Moaninho is known for "Parking the Bus"), before Mourinho got sacked, then it was renamed to Chelsea Guus Company. The club currently does not have a parody name.
- Chelsea had 5 Italian managers (including Conte) and 2 Portuguese managers.
- One more theory about the "Chelski" name is to make a referrence on Schlong Terry's famous penalty miss in the 2008 UCL Final between Man UTD and Chelsea themselves
- On the Online Soccer Manager Game, if you enter 442oons Suuuuuuuper League 18/19 Season, you'll find another parody name of Chelsea, which is Chelsarri