Name origin Edit
Cwystal Palace/Crwstal Palace is a reference to the manager Woy Bogdson, because he uses w instead of r when he speaks.
Crystal Parish is a reference to one of the owners Steve Parish. This parody name was used when Palace still didn't have a manager after the last one was sacked.
Crystal Palose was used when the team wasn't winning many games.
|3||DF||Patrick van Asshole||Ho-land|
|7||MF||Yohan Kiebab||Les Blose|
|11||MF||Wee Willy Zaha||Ivory Coats|
|12||DF||Madman Sakho||Les Blose|
|42||MF||Jason Punch and Judy (C)||Engbland|