Chelsea Kids is a club from Engbland that plays in the Premier League.

Name Edit

Chelski is a reference to Roman Imveryrich, the owner of the club who is a Russian.

Chelski/Chelsea Bus Company is a reference to Moaninho "park the bus" strategy.

Chelsea Guus Company is a reference to the manager Guus Hiddink, who coached the club after Moaninho was sacked in 2015.

Chelsea Kids is a reference to Frankly Loanfarce's young squad.

Badge Edit

Chelski’s first badge, used in the 2013-14 season, had a blue Teletubby holding a trident.

For the 2014-15 season, the badge and club’s name was changed. The badge featured Jose Moaninho‘s bus because of Jose’s tactics.

It changed again for the 2015-16 season, but this time it had the front of Jose’s bus.

In December 2015, Jose Moaninho was sacked. His replacement was Guus Hiddink. The new badge had his face on it.

Antagonise Conte replaced Hiddink as manager in August 2016. Once again, the badge and name was changed. The badge has Conte’s face on it.

For the 2017-18 season, Antagonise Conte‘s face was made darker for some reason.

The 2018-19 badge features the head of the current owner: Roman Imveryrich.

The current badge features Frankly Loanfarce.

Squad Edit

No. Pos. Player name Nationality
1 GK Kepa Arrizabalaga Max Spayne
2 DF Antonio Bluediger Germazing
3 DF Free-kickos Alonso Max Spayne
4 MF Sex Fabregash Max Spayne
5 MF Prince Georginho Greataly
6 MF Danny Drinkswater Engbland
7 MF N'Golo Kanye Les Blose
8 MF Ross Barkleave Engbland
29 FW Alvara Moratahahaha Max Spayne
10 MF Eden Hazardous Brillgium
11 MF P.E.D.R.O Max Spayne
12 MF Ruben Loftus-Cheek Engbland
13 GK Willy Caballero Handballgentina
14 MF Tiemoue Bakayoko Les Blose
15 MF Notthevictor Moses Nigeriatrica
18 FW Olivier GQ Les Blose
20 MF Callum Hudson-Aboy Engbland
21 DF Frank Zappacosta Greataly
22 MF Will-I-Am Badzill
24 DF Gary Cahill (C) Engbland
27 DF Andrea Christensen Denmark
28 DF Dave Azpilicueta Max Spayne
30 DF David Louise Badzill
33 DF Emerson Lakeandpalmieri Greataly

Former players Edit

No. Pos. Player name Nationality Period
1 GK Petr the Czech Petr the Czech Republic Arsene FC
1 GK Ass-smear Begovitch Bosniaoffside Jason Bournemouth
2 DF Bernieslaven Ivanitch Serbestia Avengers St Petersburg
3 DF Felipe Blueisnotthecolour Badzill Atletico Madrid
3 DF Cashley Cole Engbland LA Galax-Z
6 DF Nathan Ake Ho-Land Jason Bournemouth
7 MF Ramires Badzill Jiangsu Suning
8 MF Frankly Loanfarce Engbland Retired
8 MF Gold Oscar Badzill Shanghai SIPG
9 FW Fernando Torrid Max Spayne Atlethemhavetheballico
9 FW Failcow Collapsebia Moneyco
10 MF Hwan Mata Max Spayne Moneychester United
12 MF John Obi Wan Kenobi Nigeriatrica Tianjin TEDA
13 GK Tibo Caughtout Brillgium Ronal Madrid
14 FW Andre Shirley Germazing Foolham FC
15 MF Kevin De Ginger Brillgium Manchester Sheikhy
16 FW Robin Ho-Land Bayern Munchausen
16 MF Kenedy Badzill Newcashley Disunited (loan)
17 MF Mo Salah Egypt Leavethepool
18 FW Romelu Stormzy Brillgium Moneychester United
19 FW Diego Costly-Coffee Badzill/Max Spayne Atletico Madrid
19 FW Demba Ba Senegoal Shanghai Shenhua
21 MF Nemanja Matić Serbestia Moneychester United
23 FW Daniel Sturrinjured Engbland Leavethepool
26 DF Schlong Terry Engbland Villa
29 DF Robert Huth Germazing Leicester The Foxes
29 MF Nathaniel Chalobah Engbland WTFord
32 FW Samuel Eto'OAP Camerold Antalyaspor

Managers Edit


Jose as manager of Chelsea in 2015

Conte as manager of Chelsea FC

Conte as manager of Chelsea in 2017

Name Nationality Period
Claudio Ranieri Greataly 2000-2004
Jose Moaninho Ronaldugal 2004-2007


Avram Grant Israel 2007-2008
Luiz Felipe Scolari Badzill 2008-2009
Guus Hiddink Ho-Land 2009


Carlo Eyebrowcelotti Greataly 2009-2011
Andre Villas-Boas Ronaldugal 2011-2012
Robbie Di Mateo Greataly 2012
Rafact Benitesh Max Spayne 2012-2013
Antagonise Conte Greataly 2016-2018
Maurizio Sarri Greataly 2018-2019
Frankly Loanfarce Engbland 2019-

Events in the 442oons World Edit

Premier League Edit

Season Position Points Player Of The Year
Premier League 2013/14 3 82 Eden Hazardous
Premier League 2014/15 1 87 Eden Hazardous
Premier League 2015/16 10 50 Will-I-Am
Premier League 2016/17 1 93 Eden Hazardous
Premier League 2017/18 5 70 N'Golo Kanye
Premier League 2018/19 3 72 Eden Hazardous

The-We-Know-Sweet-FA-Challenge-Cup Edit

Season Position Result
2014/15 The Fourth Round Chelsea FC - Badford City (2-4)
2015/16 The Sixth Round Everon - Chelsea FC (2-0)
2016/17 Final Arsene FC - Chelsea FC (2-1)
2017/18 Final Chelsea FC - Moneychester United (1-0)

Care in the Community Shield Edit

Chelsea FA Cup winners

Chelsea squad who won FA Cup in 2017/18

Year Result
2015 Arsene FC - Chelsea FC (1-0)
2017 Arsene FC - Chelsea FC (1-1, 4-1 on penalties)
2018 Chelsea FC - Manchester Sheikhy (0-2)

League Cup Edit

Season Position Result
2014/15 Final Chelsea FC - Tottenham Hotform (2-0)
2015/16 The Fourth Round Stoke Wet and Windy - Chelsea FC (1-1,5-4 on penalties)
2016/17 The Fourth Round West Hammers - Chelsea FC (2-1)
2017/18 Semi Final Arsenal Fan TV FC - Chelsea FC (2-1)
2018/19 Final Chelsea FC - Manchester Sheikhy (0-0, 3-4 on penalties)

UOAFA Not Many Are Really Champions League Edit

Season Group Group Position Knockout Phase Result
2013/14 E 1st Semi Final Chelsea FC - Atletico Madrid (1-3)
2014/15 G 1st Round of 16 Paris Saint-Germoney - Chelsea FC (3-3, away goals)
2015/16 G 1st Round of 16 Paris Saint-Germoney - Chelsea FC (4-2)
2017/18 C 2nd Round of 16 Chelsea FC - Bancelona (1-4)

Europey League Edit

Season Group Group Position Knockout Phase Result
2018/19 L 1st Final Chelsea FC - Arsenal Fan TV FC (4-1)

Kits Edit

Badges Edit

Gallery Edit

Trivia Edit

  • It's first name was Chelski but it was changed to Chelsea Bus Company (because Jose Moaninho is known for "Parking the Bus"), before Mourinho got sacked, then it was renamed to Chelsea Guus Company. The club currently does not have a parody name.
  • Chelsea had 5 Italian managers (including Conte) and 2 Portuguese managers.
  • One more theory about the "Chelski" name is to make a referrence on Schlong Terry's famous penalty miss in the 2008 UCL Final between Man UTD and Chelsea themselves
  • On the Online Soccer Manager Game, if you enter 442oons Suuuuuuuper League 18/19 Season, you'll find another parody name of Chelsea, which is Chelsarri
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