"That's the worst card I've seen since that cardigan!"
He has the habit of saying "eeeeehhhh" before or after his sentences.
He frequently goes to the barber to check his hair. He doesn't like when someone mocks his hair transplant.
He used to have a brighter skin, but this has changed since the end of January 2017.
2015/16 season Edit
Euro 2016 Edit
He was the manager of Greataly during UOAFA Euro 2016 France.
2016/17 season Edit
Premier League 2016/17 Edit
He was overconfident after he signed David Louise back to Chelsea.
He appeared in the preview song for Premier League 2016/17. He extended Terry's contract and he tired to sign Batshuay and Lukaku (but he just signed Batshuay). However, they were all hit by Diego Costa, who didn't want to be replaced by another striker.
He patted Pedro's back for scoring against Tottenham.
He was in David Louise's car during Footballer 1 race 13.
He mocked Pep by calling him Alopecia. He later appeared celebrating when Chelsea won against Manchester Sheikhy.
He was booed by Tottenham's fans when he was subbing Fabregash in.
He tried to sell Terry in the Transfer Window of January. He almost had a deal done with a Chinese businessman, but he got a better offer from the Premier League's WAGs.